Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti 1 din shohar kehne laga. Begum hum dono jannati hai. Bv boli. Wo kese? Wo esy k tum mujhe dekh kr khuda ka shukar aada krti ho Aur mai tumhai dekh kr sabar krta ho Shukar krne wala aur sabar krne wala dono jannati hai.:-)

Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon... Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia...? =P =D

Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho? Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Abhy Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga!

Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja rha tha Jnaze k agy ek kutta 0r piche aadmiyon ki Lmbi line thi Ek aadmi akr pochta hy ?bhai ye sb kese hua Hsbnd: Is kutte ne kaat lya tha Aadmi: Ye kutta ek din k Lye mje dedo Hsbnd: piche line me lag jao..

Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola... Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai. Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye? Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. :-)

Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay. Husband:kis moo say jaon. wo mujay 3rd BV K janazay pay bula raha hai Aur Mein ne1 dafa b nahi bulaya

Wife: mene apki B-day pr itni mehngi chez li ha k ap dekhte hi khush ho jaogy. Hsbnd: Shukar ha tumhe mera b khayal aya. "Dikhao" wife: Bs abi pehan k ai...

Shohar or BV me baat cheet band thi 1 Subha Shohar ko jaldi jana tha usne Kaghaz pe likha: Mujhe Subha 7 bajy utha dena or Kaghaz BV k Takiye k nichy rakh diya Subha Shohar ki Ankh khuli to 8 baj rahy thy Wo Ghussy se utha to dekha k Takiye k paas 1 kaghaz para tha or likha tha: 7 BAJ RAHY HEN, UTH JAO.

Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hoi Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye Wife: Gussy se Talaq ;-)

AIRPORT Pe- Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai. Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga?? Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha. Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo. Pati: Namaste sasurji...

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo?? Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

NAwAAb tO hiS BeguM: HATA Lo ApNe ChAhre Se Ye ZuLfE, Ae JAAnE-E-TAmAnnA , , , ? ? ? AgLi BaAr KhAAnE Me BaAL AAY? to GunjA Kar DungA . . :d :p ;->

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan. Husband:What was THAT for? Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it. Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE. Wife:Sorry! Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN! Husband:Why? Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay, Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro. Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON. Wife:NAHI, , ,! Nahi, , ,!!! Tum Aj Mar Kr Mujhay Zaleel Nahi Kr Saktay, Mainay Tumharay Sog Me Pehnnay Wala Kala Suit Darzi Ko Silnay Dia Hai,JO Mujhay Kal Milay Ga ?

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!! Husband: KON MAIN? Wife: NAHI HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while? Girl:Why? Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)